i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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