If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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