i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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