i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
