Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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