it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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