the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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