Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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