Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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