Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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