How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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