you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
