You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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