no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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