Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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