sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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