If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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