didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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