im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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