so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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