No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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