i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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