Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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