how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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