I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i out mim tonsoeep
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