Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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