Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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