There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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