He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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