we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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