Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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