I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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