ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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