Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Randomize
