At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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