So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
where does the pee come out of this thing
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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