I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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