what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
