You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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