Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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