He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Less talking, more tequila
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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