dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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