Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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