try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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