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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.

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(705): View more from Ontario

never. drinking. again.

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lets not get ahead of ourselves.

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(602): View more from Arizona

making cat noises will not fix the situation.

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(315): View more from New York

i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.

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(850): View more from Florida

Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...

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