I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Welp...herpes.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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