I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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