dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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