make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Two words: nipple clamps
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