I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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