Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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