Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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