My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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